1. Valium won't give you a hangover.
2. Valium has no calories or carbs.
3. Valium is easier to sneak into your in-laws house.
4. Valium won't be detectable on your breath.
5. You'll never be accused of being a "mean drunk" on valium.
6. Valium gives one pretty erotic dreams (or maybe it's just me).
7. You only need one valium to catch a buzz.
8. Valium is recommended by the health community.
9. Valium doesn't take up a bunch of room in your liquor cabinet or fridge.
10. Valium won't get "skunky" six months after it's "Born On" date.
Personal factoid: I've decided to make my post counts equal what's in Blogger. That's why the weird title.
Sunday 16 April 2006
No. 154-162 - Top 10 Reasons Where Valium is Better Than Drinking
Posted on 06:46 by binu
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